- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

A blind man watches TV

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Niall Horan

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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