- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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