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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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