I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A drunk guy walks into a car

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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