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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people swimming

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

how did the man die he didnt

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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