What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

mikey is cute

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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