Womans baksetball...

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

David Cameron

woman's rights

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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