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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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