- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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