How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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poop

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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