- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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