Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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