- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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