- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How high is the sky? True or False

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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