- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Your mam is so fat.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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