This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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