- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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