- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A child walks into a classroom.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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