- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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