- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

whats hairy and crys your mom

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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