What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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XD Jackass.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Girls Lacrosse.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What is older than history?

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Anti Joke

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