- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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