- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

How would you rule?

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Christ is a conspiracy

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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