A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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american idol

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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