my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

outside your comfort zone

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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