Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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