Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

if you don't like this you're gay

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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