Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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I? Everett

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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