The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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mikey is cute

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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