Whats the defination of cruelty

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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