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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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