- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

knock knock who's there ?

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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