- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Jebron Lames.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Women's rights.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

SHUT UP JP

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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