So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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