A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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