a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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