- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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