- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

anti jokes are really funny

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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