You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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