A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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