Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A jew enters a mall.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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