- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

whats worse than a kane nothing

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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