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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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