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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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