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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

WNBA

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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