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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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