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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What do you call your mom? Mom

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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