- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Sloths

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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