Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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I was watching Fox news.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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your no better than a cockroach

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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