Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

whats green and lives in the water

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Your gay

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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