David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Major League Soccer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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