Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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