- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

No because your face is really f***** up.

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