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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

The GOV and the WHO?

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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