- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

antonis sister is mighty fine

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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