- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A child walks into a classroom.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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