- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Women's rights

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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