- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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