- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

time to spruce up!

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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