- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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