- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Killing your friend as a joke.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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