- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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