Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Ben Affleck

that wall over there ->

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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