Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Your adopted.....

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