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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

#Hanging Degus

If you were a pie I'd eat you

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Andoni was here

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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