What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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