- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Justin Bieber.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Chris is hairy

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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