Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

I need to start studying.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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