What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Read a Book.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What is black and has no education A tire.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Knock Knock No solicitors

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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