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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

LO AND BEHOLD!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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