- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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