- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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