- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

When life throws knives at you, run away.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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