What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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