Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Cancer

2 black kids walk into school

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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