- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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