- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Who invented apple? God

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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