- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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