- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

scientology.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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