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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

where do some birds live in? Earth

justin beiber sucks

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How would you rule?

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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