- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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