Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Ben Affleck

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

YOU

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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