- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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