- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

whats green and lives in the water

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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