Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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I read the terms of service.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Anti Joke

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