Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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