- Anti Joke

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem