If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Womans baksetball...

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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