Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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