- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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