A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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