You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Penis

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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THE GAME

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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lets bomb africa

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civil rights

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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