- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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